Monday, November 17, 2008

MOVED!!!

I AM NOT UPDATING HERE ANYMORE.
HAVE MOVED TO VITHIVANNAN.BLOGSPOT.COM!

Posted by tornredqueen at 12:54 AM



Friday, June 6, 2008

I DON'T WANNA BLOG ANYMORE!

HELLO MY 2 LAST READERS!


I know its damn annoying to not be able to say I used to wake up in the morning and have really interesting ideas to blog about but now, Blogging is like starting to get annoying. I guess its just a phase. But see, I got to it anyway! Well, I am flying off to Melbourne next Wednesday and I am starting to get nervous already. I am not scared of flying or heights. I am just terrified of turbulence and burning to death!!! I kind of developed this phobia during my last trip to Gold Coast Australia when I was like 16? On the way back, we got caught in turbulence almost immediately after take off and the fucking plane entered an air pocket and just went into a sudden drop!!! I swear, I thought I was going to die!!! I have no idea why but the thought of burning to death is just so fucking scary. I mean death is death la. I am gonna see the gates one day but burning to death is like DISHK! So, as paranoid as I am by nature, I have been having dreams that are freaky shit! I mean what if its like one of those final destination kinda moments!!! DIE LOR!!!!!!!!! But than again I am flying SIA. So far they are not too bad when it comes to crashes. Like what 2? or 3? or was it just 1? Well, I will be going to church on Tuesday. Just to talk to Jesus all mighty!!! And you know just to kill a bit of those nerves. Funny how I put so much faith in Jesus when I am a Hindu. Well I am not going there today! Especially after the arrest of the racist blogger!!!! I don't wanna end up in some ugly white and black jumpsuit when I can be shopping in Topshop! Lalala... I don't know why, but Aussie's Topshop is cheaper than ours. Maybe its the GST? Maybe not... Well Ialot of things. SIGH!

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Moving along!!!

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I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT A TONGUE PIERCING!

For all of you who know me, you'd all know that I have been craving for a tongue piercing for the past 3 to 4 years. Yet, I haven't gotten it. I mean I just don't wanna lose my sense of taste. I am a glutton so if I lose my tastebuds, life will seem so meaning less! So far, I have gotten mixed reviews on tongue piercing. There are those who say its not too bad and there are those who say its fucking painful. Honestly I have been sitting on the fence for 3 years and I guess the fucking fence would have collapsed by now cause of my weight! I guess its time to decide. I even bought my tongue stud and piercing needle about 2 years ago and I still have them. I WANT TO PIERCE MY TONGUE!!! HELP!!!!!!

Well I found this video featuring XIAXUE. If she can do it so can I!!!




Its a little frightening but its really quick... It was about 2 secs of brief pain. and after that its just the healing which is only a week! If I could bare vasculitis of 3 months, Whats a week right!!! I am still very very very fickle about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by tornredqueen at 5:23 AM



Thursday, May 8, 2008

UPDATE!

2 MONTHS LATER!

Hey children!!! Haha... I know its been 2 months... and hey priorities right! And besides I don't treat this as an online journal. Its for you guys! So I am sorry I took break but hey I guess I am back for good... But only time will tell whether or not I'll keep up with it. If I can get good material, I will I promise ok? So shall we get right into it???

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REMINISCING...

This part of the post may seem a little less bitchy and more sympathetic, so if you guys are looking for the bitchy part, scroll down till you see, "LET THE BITCHINGS BEGIN!" For those of you who wanna kill time, stay with me here... Well, being 20 teaches you things you never knew existed. For an example, you start feeling that you don't have time left and you start getting paranoid about every single thing. From how you look to your friends and family. You start reminiscing on all those times when you where young and ignorant and missed out on all those little times you could have spent with your mom, buying groceries or with that pet, which is dead now. Or that sister whom you don't talk to anymore. Or that grandparent you used to hate but missed so badly when they left. I mean why is it that people make the same mistakes again and again without realising that, we are indeed making a mistake. I have always told myself since, as long as I can remember to always speak my mind. I know sometimes I say things people don't want to hear. And I don't have an excuse for hurting them. I guess in the end of the day I tell myself that, its always going to be me, myself and I. And because of this I realised that I have lost so many precious moments. So many small things that would have made the big picture more beautiful. I sit back and watch the lives of my loved ones and I wonder when and how they'd see how much they are missing out on. I single hug can speak to wounded heart. How many of you guys have had your heart shattered but you scream in silence just cause you aren't close enough to your mother, sister or brother to tell them that you need them. Or how many of your guys have never been able to look your father in the eye and tell him that he is the best dad you could ever ask for. These are just small little things. The reason why I even have this section is to remind you guys that life is so fragile. Death is as much a part of life as breathing is. It is there, but we just can't see it. All I am saying is, before it appears to your doorstep claiming a loved one, say what you need to say. And do what you need to do. Live life the way a respectable person would. Learn things that will captivate you. Love unconditionally. A very simple message people. Live, Learn and Love.

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LET THE BITCHINGS BEGIN!!!!

Awesome! So now that we are all set for my rants and raves, I would like to make one very important thing very clear!!!!

DISCLAIMER!
What ever I say and what ever material I use, may hurt a few people. But the fact of the matter is I don't care! If you see the need to cry please do so. Please do not run around bitching about poor old me... Cause, I was just born with this defect... I am just bitchy... Sorry!


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SINGAPOREANS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM YOUTUBE!!!!

Ok not all Singaporeans, but just those few who basically waste your precious few minutes! You what pisses me off most about Singaporean videos on Youtube is the bloody English! Its just sooooooo freaking embarrassing when you hear them try to slang and yet use sing-lish! I mean Youtube has over a million visits by people all over the globe in one day!!! And to think that all those hot cute ang-mohs who sit by their computers and watch Singaporean videos will eventually get phobia of Singapore and will never visit!!!! And because of those bored morons, all these hot ang mohs will never set foot here which directly results to me never getting an ang moh fling! So these idiots who are not only embarrassing themselves but Singapore as well are actually DIRECTLY ruining my chances with HOT ANG MOH MEN!

SO WHAT DO I DO TO THESE MORONS??!!!

Nothing. Well there is nothing I can do but sit and rant. And maybe share the videos with you guys la... which is exactly what I am going to do!!! If you guys don't get annoyed with these mofos by the end of watching this video I suggest you guys add 'EMOTIONS' on your Christmas list! Maybe Santa will buy you a thundering tight slap!

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STEVEN LIM'S ADVERTISING AGENCY!!!

Do you need a friend? Did your best friend just find another friend? Did your husband run away with your dog? Do you need a new one? Did your girlfriend sleep with your neighbours cucumber? Do you want a fling badly? Or do you need models for your ad campaigns? Or just to throw shit at cause you are bored??? Fret not!!! Cause now Singapore has its very own
STEVEN LIM'S ADVERTISING AGENCY!!!

For all your social(retarded) needs!

(PLEASE NOTE THE FACT ACCENT AND THE PATHETIC ENGLISH!!! NOT FORGETTING IS FUGLY FACE!!!)







(I AM SORRY I HAVE TO PUT YOU GUYS THROUGH THIS!!!!)




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Well I am glad to see that you guys are still alive and with me! Well that was the male version of Singapore's next top asswipe... Now we are going to take a look at Singapore's next top bimbo... for some reason the follow video made me punch my screen. Its so sad that such a pretty girl acts soooo freaking stupid!!!!

(HIGH VOLTAGE OF BIMBO-NESS!!!)



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Yup, so now you guys feel my frustration??? Please say yes!!!!!! They chased away all my Ang mohs!!!

Disgrace I tell you! Anyway guys, I am officially having my holidays now, and I promise I will be blogging at least every once a week... k?

Till my next post
.::XOXO::.


Posted by tornredqueen at 12:15 PM



Tuesday, March 25, 2008

SICK AND DYING!

SOME WHERE BETWEEN BLOGGING AND RANTING!



Hello, my anonymous readers! My blog is officially dying!!! But than again, I don't care. Its almost a year old now and looking back, I have done some pretty good posts and a hell a lot of random ones. My blog has become this celebrity gossip page and that was soooooo not what I wanted when I welcomed it into the world. Such a tragic fate for such a young blog don't you think. Well, besides the fact that the semester has killed my brain cells and that I am sick to the bone, I still have to blog so that you guys won't come here and go, "OMG! SHE STILL HASN'T UPDATED!!!"
So, here you go. An Update of ranting! Happy?!!!!!

Right now on a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say I am a 5 :(.... Thats super low compared to the general 11 I am always at. The reason??? Well I can think of at least 3 good ones! The first one would be that I am single and am sooooo not used to it. I can't even flirt anymore and that sucks! The second would be my stagnant weight which is being a bitch by not vacating! I am its like stuck! Stuck on by extra strong and extra firm super glue! Well this is what you get for stuffing your face with delicious carbs!!! And now, raw carrots seem to be the way to go!!! TSK! And the last reason, My freaking hair isn't growing. DISHK! I chopped it off because it become hay instead of being hair. I mean I used to dye my hair like every 78 seconds and as a result I had a dead fox on my head. I mean I'd sit in the train and twirl my hair and it will stay that way till I un-twirled it!!!!!! DISHK! And now that its healthy and thick and smooth and silky, ITS NOT GROWING!!!!!!! I was think about getting extensions, but seeing how disastrous my girls extensions turned out, I think I'll just stick with the baldness I am facing :)

I have an issue I wanna rant about now!!!!! YAY! Bitchy-ness has arrived people! There was the pair of sisters in my secondary school and they were a year apart la. And they had this best friend who was from my primary and secondary school as well.... K... I will name Sister 1(elder sister), Sister 2(younger sister) and Fugly(pri and sec schoolmate).

CAN?!!!


Ok, so the three of them are really gross la, Sister 1 is a moron who, thought she was the hottest thing alive but in the eyes of all those who were sober they saw a male wearing a wig. And as for Sister 2, she was a man who looked like a ball. And fugly was fugly la.... So these three idiots were extremely attention seeking and were spending their lives on IRC. You know those stupid and retarded people who found at least 60 boyfriends of IRC and than claim to b in love with all of them who they never met and than they proclaim that they go for the heart!!????!!!! Wow talking about it makes my blood pressure increase! And would you guys stop saying I go for the heart!!!! I mean you go for the character and personality. NOT THE HEART! Imagine you walk up to this guy and say, "Hey! Can I see your heart?" and then he twists his left nipple and his chest opens up and you go, "WOW! Nice heart! So bloody and red! And it has a nice beat too!" and than you decide to go for him. If murdering was legal, I would shot every do do who would have used the term "go for the heart". Dishk! IDIOTS!

OK, moving back to the 3 fucksketeers, yeah la so they were pretty much lunatical and delusional. Lets start with Sister 1 ok... So not only is she delusional, she is actually positively insane! I used to have her on my friendster account and deleted all three of them last year when I did some spring cleaning on my friends list. So when I used to have her on my list, I used to check out her profile and photos and I used to have like this laughing good time. Only cause her england was as powderful as a rat with no brains and her captions were pushing the truth way, way to far. They were like, "sweetzzzz girl!" or "heez heez! Lookzlikez Barbiez dollz!" and like, "hottiezz!" and this is one thing I never got, the 'zzzz' behind every word! I mean if its a trend and it helps you get hot mexican men let me know... I'llzstartz typingz likez thisz! Annoying isn't it. So, She used to send me messages on friendster and when ever she bumped into me, asking me where I bought my top from or bottom from.... and she'd actually go buy it!!! ARGH! Like its so disheartening to know that we belong in the same size category but my only console would be the fact that I am way hotter la! Yup so after I deleted her for my list, she tried re-adding me about 328728 times. And every time I rejected it. But she really has perseverance!!! Till today she is on my friend request list. Like I am sooo sick of cancelling it, so I just decided to let her rot there :) The same goes for Sister 2! But she sends me messages on friendster asking me to add her! I mean is it wrong that I chose not to add stupid girls into my account!?? And so what if I don't add them? MOVE ON! Its so annoying that they keep forcing me to add them. I mean with their typical Indian mentality, they'd sit in front of the comp and bitch about my photos! I mean friendster is for communication and staying in contact with friends! I don't wanna communicate have any contact with the Sisters from Jupiter! They are like aliens who don't know the meaning of NO! I DON'T WANNA ADD YOU SO GO AWAY! Yeah, so the other day I saw sister number 2 in causeway and I swear, for the first time in my life I was a little scared cause, she looks and behaves like an anjadi, and I was thinking she might come up to me and go, "Ayeeeee mayireee! Add panna sonna add panna maatiyaaaa!!!???" in direct translation, " Eh, pubic hair! Ask you to add cannot add is it!!!???" and then I had an Alley Mcbeil moment where as I saw her roll over me and I died. But that god for her fat invested eyeballs, she didn't see me. So I was blessed not to die and get buried as a pancake :) Wow! Imagine what they'd do to me after they read this! But then again, they wouldn't know that I am talking about them cause this post is in English. Unless they copy and paste this entire entry on a English to Tamil Translator la...

Well lets leave the Sisters behind and move to their friend, Fugly.

So Fugly was from my primary school as well and she was fugly even back then. So in secondary school, she used to come up to me every week just to tell me she's got a new boyfriend of IRC and that he is hot and punjabi! This is the thing I don't get! Whats sooo freaking great about punjabi men? No offence, I know some of you are handsome, But fair and long eyelashes just spell girly boy to me la. I find tall, dark and handsome appealing! So what ever she was trying to rub in my face, just didn't work! So there was this day when she claimed the dude came outside school with his car to pick her up and it was their first meeting. I am guessing he drove off immediately after seeing her la. So she asked me if I could give her my ZA powder cause she wanted to look pretty. Yes yes I brought my powder to school! I WAS VAIN OK! Still am though. Ya so I was a little hesitant cause I didn't want the ugly-ness to get on the sponge and said I didn't bring it. I walked to the drink stall and back and found her digging through my bag!!! I WOULD HAVE BURIED HER if I had a shuffle! Like hello!!!! I said I don't have it and besides, ZA powder is not going to help. You need a plastic sergeant and a team of 'fairy godmother' make up artists! I was fuming! And when I asked her what the hell she was doing, she was like, "Oh I need a pen". Like you don't have a pencil box. And why do you need a pen for? To redraw your face?!!!!! Annoying! So after that incident, we didn't really speak. Than one day she came up to me and went, "Hey are you related to XXXXX!" and I was like not really considered related but she is my cousin's cousin which makes her my, 2nd cousin. So technically related but family wise nope. And she was like, "OMG! I am related to XXXXX too!!! SO WE HAVE BEEN COUSINS ALL ALONG AND DIDN'T KNOW IT!!!" I died. Yeah I mean Fugly was XXXXXX's second cousin too... so that made us what? 4th cousins??? Stupid... In that case the whole world is related! And I was like, "NO la!!!!!".... after that conversation my life sucked! Being a blabber mouth that she is.... she started telling everyone that I was her bloody cousin! If I could have I would have killed myself!!!! I don't want to be your cousin and WE ARE NOT COUSINS YOU IDIOT! People marry into families and that doesn't make their entire ancestral herd your relatives too you moron! My god. People started asking me and I kept saying NO! And till today she hasn't stopped! Like if I bump into her outside with her ever changing boyfriends, She'd be like, "She is my cousin okay!!!" and I'll be like, "yeah right! No we aren't" and she'll laughing thinking it was a joke cause her brains don't digest and understand sarcasm! I mean it would be fine if she would say bye immediately after that but NO! She doesn't!!! She'll always ask me in front of her boyfriends, "How handsome or not?".... MY GOD!!! They were all as bad as rotting chicken meat and I had to go like, "Yeah. Not bad what." Imagine the torment! Of smelling shit and saying wow, it smells like roses and I am related to a monkey! AWESOME! Shoot me! How I wish Hitler was smarter in a sense that instead of killing millions of Jews, he had assassinated stupid people instead!!! TSK TSK TSK!!!!

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Well I guess thats all I have to say for now. I found this video and want you guys to check it out! If it doesn't make you laugh, you deserve to be Fugly's relative :)





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Alright, I have a podcast post coming up. Can't wait to get done with that!
Well till the next post

.::XOXO::.

Posted by tornredqueen at 12:24 PM



Thursday, February 28, 2008

29th February 2007

Well to start thing off... I have turned TWENTEEN!!!!!!!! For some idiotic chiii beh reason, I am feeling bloody old.... And the fact that the next decade in my life would be the start of my career, marriage and giving birth is like a huge "KA POW!!!!" punch on my face. And the fact that I just ended my 3 year relationship is not helping either. I mean like how to you know if he is the one? I am running short of time to date around and find Mr. Right! What if I never do???

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21!!!

Find some hot cute guy and have a committed relationship with him :)

22!!

Hot cute guy turns out to be a complete jack ass!!!!

23-24!!!

Single and concentrating on my career!

25!!!

Desperate and dying to have a proper relationship.

26!!!

All the good men are too young and those my age are taken :(

27!!!

Started thinking about Jeya again and came to know that he had shot gun marriages with 3 random dancer girls over the past 5 years :(

28!!!

Drowning in self misery and officially have 30 nieces and nephews....

29!!!

Found a fat, balding 43 year old who was filthy rich :D

30!!!

He died of heart failure during sex and all his assets went to his dead mom. Idiot forgot to change the will....

31!!!

Had enough of men and became lesbian...

32-35!!!

Adopted 7 dogs from SPCA

36!!!

Married Ellen DeGeneres's lesbian corpse.

37 to the day I died!!!

SINGLE!!!!!!

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So by this I mean I am just doomed la!!!!! I mean I have reached a point in my life where everything is just super scary la..... DISHK!!!! DIE!!!!!
Well, hopefully the bitching won't stop... :) Talking about bitching and bitch whores!!!


THIS IS A GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FART IN SPACE WHAT YOU GIRLS AND GUYS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT ME..... I AM NOT INTERESTED CAUSE YOU SCUMS ARE NOT EVEN A PART OF MY LIFE!!! I USED TO THINK THAT GIRLS WERE BITCHES... WELL GUESS WHAT... BIG BLACK GUYS ARE BITCHES TOOO!!!!

PS : Sorry If I offend anyone... but I honestly don't care :)

UNLESS YOU CAN SHOW ME YOUR DEGREE IN A YEAR AND SPEAK BETTER VOCABULARY THAN ME... ZIP THAT HAIRY GAP OF YOURS AND START MAKING BABIES WITH THAT PAIR OF HUGE KNOCKERS YOU HAVE BY YOUR SIDE.... AND UNLESS YOUR DANCING GIRL CAN MAKE HALF OF WHAT I WILL MAKE.... BURY HER SO DEEP INTO THE GROUND AND THROW HER A BOX OF CONDOMS WHILE YOU ARE AT IT CAUSE AT THE RATE SHE SLEEPS AROUND, SHE'LL NEED THEM EVEN IN DEATH :)

AMEN BITCHES!!!!!!

I feel so much better now :) and for those of you who are wondering what the hell went wrong.... Honestly nothing did. I just wanted to over react... So I am expecting alot of drama after this cause that's what mama's do!!!! MUHAHAHHAH! I am evil!!! I am like a match stick only a very irrelevant one... I spark fires with people who not necessarily piss me off... but at hypocrites! The worst kind! YAY! If I had a gun with 5 billion bullets they world will be free of hypocrites... So if you guys need me to assassinate any idiotically stupid hypocrites, sign them up at this website...

www.mynameisVithiandIamqueenoftheworld.com
(This site doesn't exist stupid!)

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CELEBRITY GOSSIP

Yay! I know its been a while... But I have awesome gossips for you people!!!! Well lets get right into in shall we :)

ANGELINA IS PREGNANT AND BRAD WEARS A WIG!!!

(click on the picture for the scoop!)

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ANGELINA FAINTS WHILE J.LO'S LIFE IS THREATENED
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NICOLE RICHIE'S POST BABY BODY SECRETS!!!

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NICOLE AND JOEL ARE THE BEST PARENTS EVER!!!

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NICOLE'S BABY GIRL!

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BRITNEY'S NEIGHBOUR IS A JACK ASS!!!

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ANOTHER VIDEO OF BRITNEY BEING HUNTED MY THE PAPARAZZI!

(Click the image for full story and video!)

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MOVING ALONG!!!

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KL ROADTRIP PART 2!!!!!

So here's part 2 of the many episodes... :)






Till my next post,

.::XOXO::.

Posted by tornredqueen at 10:52 AM



Wednesday, February 13, 2008

KL ROADTRIP!

KL ROAD TRIP PART 1!

Here is our video journal on our KL roadtrip. About a month ago, the classmates and I went on a One day road trip to KL... so we filmed most of it... and we are going to share it with you guys! Enjoy people!!!






Wait up for part 2!!!
Till then...
.::XOXO::.

Posted by tornredqueen at 7:23 AM



Tuesday, February 5, 2008

SINGLE LIFE = ALOT OF TIME!


Yes, I am officially single and have been for the past 7 months but for some reason we have been together till now... but I final decided to let go so... yeah... I am single which in blogger language would mean I have all the time in the world to blog and blog and blog! So typically this post would be about men... Not the whole post but a part of it... But just the beginning at least!!! After coming out of a long term relationship... I am pretty rusty in the dating field... so I did my research and found some tips on how we(when I say 'we' I mean single females!)can seduce our men! Well hail the queen of the world! ME!

Here we go...

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Here are the ten things you need to know when you are trying to seduce your man... they are not ranked people, all of them are as important as the other...


GET YOUR CONFIDENCE UP!

A man is not looking for a someone who is like everybody else. So stop trying to look like someone or talk like someone... The person you have to be is you! Be you! you are unique in your own way. Brush your hair the way it fits you best. Put on some lip gloss and spray on that Chanel No.5 and walk into the room like you are worth million bucks! Feel beautiful, thats when he will see it. Be confident, thats when he takes notice... Confidence women! It's like air!


USE A SEDUCTIVE TONE OF VOICE

Not too nasal, not too high, throaty and soft is most appealing. If you are naturally squeaky take it down a notch, you don't want to scare the poor dude away. If you REALLY like this guy, I suggest you practice a few times with your voice recorder function on your phone. But don't fake it... Just adjust your highs and lows...


WEAR CLOTHING THAT IS FASHIONABLE

Show just enough skin to make men want to see more. But don't overdo the skin thing. DO NOT BE VERY TOUCHY-FEELY! It may seduce them at first but in the long run, who wants to be with the girl who has been touched by everybody else? If you are naturally a good dresser go with your own style. Try to show him you have orginallity and that you are not just a trend setter. If you fail in the outfit department, get help or even go online to get ideas on outfits.


LEARN TO DANCE

Dancing is one of the most seductive things a girl can do. With our curves we can shake and twirl them into being obsessed with your body. Don't push it and scream, "SEX!" with your dance moves. Keep it sexy yet subtle. Most importantly work the hair. Sway your hair all over the place like a wild fire in the wind... But try not to get it into his face :)


LEARN TO WALK

Guys don't want a girl who walks just like they do, they want someone who is feminine.
Walk like a model, strong, confident, with a good swagger and with excellent posture. Never wore heels before? Its time to try a pair. But try not to go for aunty heels.... or slutty heels. A good 2 to 4 inch pair of heels will go just fine :)


WAIT

Wait until you can tell he is interested. The signs may not be obvious, but sometimes you have to go out on a limb; remember, most men find attention from women quite flattering. So once you think you have your man on the hook... start your magic and reel him in.


BE FLIRTY WITH YOUR TARGET

Let him know that you're interested, possibly by glancing or winking at him. When you talk to him, lean in and show some cleavage even if you don't have much. The point is to show that you're happy with your body and you don't mind that he gets a preview. But don't lean over too much. Be sexy not easy.


IGNORE HIM FOR A LITTLE WHILE

Give him the space and time to forget about the things that may have turned him off and fantasize about the good things. Never reveal too much of yourself because you almost certainly will turn him off. Another idea is to cancel plans you made with him and give a sincere, heartfelt apology. Leave him wanting more and not like he had enough... Don't expose all of you at one time. Bit by bit should do the trick. You should wow him every time. Guys get bored easily so spread out your dates. Don't meet him too often.


TOUCH HIM

Perhaps on the hand or wrist. This will subtly demonstrate that you are interested. A flirty tap with a laugh or a good bye hug is fine. Don't be too touchy as you would send out the wrong signals.


MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH YOUR TARGET

The eyes are said to be windows to the soul, and you want to make sure he knows you're trying to get inside his soul. When you are locked in a loving glance, talk about small stuff like the weather, the movie you just saw, or dinner and use short simple words. Talk only about the present moment. The eyes are a womens best feature. Embrace it and flaunt it. Don't stare him down. Looking at him gently.

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Well I hope you guys got a tip or two off this list. If any of you guys are going to try it... tell me how it goes... Good luck bitches!

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Moving along...

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CELEBRITY NEWS UPDATES!


Misha Barton from the O.C goes blond and looks extremely sickly and old now.
Click here.


American Idol runner up Katherine Mcphee 23, married a 42 year old.
Click here.


Mandy Moore is addicted to Acupuncture???
Click here.


David Beckham gets a tattoo of semi naked Posh spice on his arm.
Click here.


Baby watch is over. Christina and Nicole have their babies:)
Click here.

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Well thats all I have for you guys today... Hope you had fun :)

Till my next post

.::XOXO::.

Posted by tornredqueen at 1:36 AM



Thursday, January 31, 2008

WELCOME TO MY WORLD!

MY DYING BLOG!

So to start things off.... HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Yes i am only about a month late... at least i am still nice enough to wish you right.... :) Ok well to update the 2 or so readers i have left... I'm am officially a wreck... Before you guys get too happy and start jumping for joy, because you guys think I am going to break out and pour my crappy sorrows all over this page... thats not going to happen, so you can sit back down now.. I gave myself a new years resolution but like most of you, I haven't been following it at all... So yes! I am still fat... but still the cute kind of fat... and for those of you who are going, " haha! fatty fatty bombom!" at your screens right now... phsycological theraphy should do it... When you enter your doctors office just tick the option that says, "I talk to my computer! please help me before Jesus clicks on me and drags me to the trash can!!!!!!" and your doctor should know what to do...

I guess I am done with the crap talk... So lets move along to the blogging now shall we...

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I CUT MY HAIR!

Well, I used to have super long hair which was measuring have way down my back, and I had it cut about 3 months ago... thats super long ago... well now... I got my bangs again... so I'll just share it with you guys :)


So this is the long hair that I idiotically cut... but I had long hair for years so i needed the change:)


And i switched it to this....... clean and fresh baby!!!



And now with the bangs... and pardon the indiany pic... :)

Yep... so from this i guess you guys should know that the queen(me) looks great in what ever hair style.. :)

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CELEBRITY NEWS!!!

Yes its been awhile, since I played a tabloid journalist... so today I have some dirt... well not really dirt but shit load of gossip... Well, I know its like KPOing on someones life but hey... being famous comes with a price... and that price is living under a microscope...
So here goes...

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LINDSAY LOHAN!

Well, it seems like we have a Vanessa Hudgens situation with Miss Lohan! And before you get excited, there is nothing nude with this post.... Sorry... But yes, private photos from a camera of hers has leaked out. Now this is the thing i don't quite understand... How on earth do these photos leak out?? Its weird isn't it... Well, the things that go on behind the Hollywood sign, no one will ever know... So here are some pictures :)


So guess what, celebrities actually camwhore just like we do! Like they actually need to do that when they have a gazillion photos taken of them everyday! Insane i tell you... Anyway heres another interesting link about Lindsay:)

Lindsay Lohan and younger sister are looking like their mom!
Click here!

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BRITNEY SPEARS!

Britney Spears, landed on the number 1 spot o the worst dressed celebrity list... heres why...


Well, I know most of you have had just about enough of this weirdo... but, I have something juicy enough to make you want to know a little more... For those of you who haven't heard... she has been hospitalized for psychaitric evaluation once again.... well anyway I have this video of Shitney Fing off her current on again, off again paparrazzi boyfriend.... Click here!

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In the end of the day, I'd say we are all responsible for our own lives.. every twist and turn, up and down and every tear and smile..... is the choices we make....

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.::XOXO::.


Posted by tornredqueen at 8:28 AM



Saturday, December 29, 2007

OUR TRAGIC WORLD

By now most of you would have heard about the assassination of Pakistan's former Prime Minister, Mrs Benazir Bhutto... She was shot on Thursday outside a gathering of a large crowd of her supporters. The killer was a suicide bomber as well... He blew himself up killing 14 others immediately after shooting Bhutto. Her death was not immediate. However, sources could not confirm if the wounds were caused by bullets or by bomb shrapnel.

So now, with that mentioned, What has become of our world. In 2007 alone there has been 110 suicide bombings and 2 students massacres... When did death and killing become appealing to humans? Since when has violence solved anything. Over the past decades, at least 50 politicians have been assassinated... I don't know about you, but I am over whelmed by the animal behavior that has dawned upon us in this age. In two nights, 2007 will pass us by. Most of us are planning a new years party, or are planning to club and get wasted. Now, I plan to pray. I plan to pray for those who have been killed this year. I plan to pray for a better tomorrow. Whether or not there is a god, a prayer gives hope to the weariest heart. Many of you may find this post unlike me... But there is only so much one can ignore.

Over the past years, there has been innocent beheading, hostage situations and even large exterminations. In the end of the day, nothing changed. The only thing that happened was, families lost a love one. How do these people go to bed at night? Don't they have families too? What ever happened to love? Instead of being thought to love, they are being thought to use guns and bombs... Lets not talk about 'them'... Even right here... Our little country... What so great about bringing someone down... What so great about hate?

The time you spend hating someone can actually be used in making a difference. Recently, Jeya was telling me this event that happened in some Indian dance show. Some guy was so over raged that his group did not win, he actually took a bottle and smashed it on the winning groups leader's head... And he ended up in hospital... So? Did that make his group win??? Is it that important to win a dance competition??? Pathetic isn't it?

Stupidity is in the blood of many these days and I blame the parents... I am sick and tired of all this crap about gang fights and stabbings... It is about time someone shuffs some working brain cells into these idiots heads...

Think about it... Think about them.... those we lost. Pray that it ends there. And hope that tomorrow will come a better day... God bless their souls and yours.

Too read about Benazir Bhutto's assassination
Click here.

Presidential Assassinations
Click here.

List of Assassinated Indian Politicians
Click here.


Till my next post

.::XOXO::.

Posted by tornredqueen at 7:49 AM



Wednesday, December 12, 2007

IN THE NAME OF HOLY RANDOM-NESS!

So, the time is 5.37 am and I just cannot seem to get my ass to sleep... And since Friendster and Facebook only gives you a small amount entertainment... I decided to come her and see where a post with utterly no aim can lead to... Up until now, I can tell that this post may lead now where... But than again, I might be able to whip something up, as I type here and search for interesting happenings in my other 5 taps... Well, I am heading off to Genting Highlands and Bintan for a week... And am leaving on Friday. For some reason, I am not looking forward to it... Being that I will miss the baby boy and that I need to kill Sugar...
(Sugar is a person)

Well, It is evident that I am confused and bored. So I am pretty much vomiting utter rubbish all over my page. How cool is that huh... Like i actually have my very own page... well i actually have 5.... but hey... I actually have a URL that is mineeeee!!!! And I have come to realise that you people enjoy reading celebrity bitchings.... Well guess what people!!!!!!

I have found you guys some bloody interesting celebrity gossips!!!!
(Can I get an accumulative YAY! for the ever accessible me!!!!)

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Here we go...
(am not really in the mood of editing and posting pictures today... so I'll link you guys up to the websites!!!)

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JESSICA ALBA IS PREGNANT???


I mean is it even physically possible for her small frame to carry a baby?? She is pregnant or not????

Click Here

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BRITNEY SPEARS HAS A SHITTY LIFE!


Well, recently Britney Spears has been like splashed all over every tabloid magazine you can find. And most of us would agree that all these articles were created by her... From the 55 hour marriage to her almost dropping her kid to shaving her head, whether she admits it or not, she has been calling the attention.. I mean we see images of her from taking a walk on the beach to walking into a toilet. This must obviously means that guys with cameras are stalking her every move... But you might think... So??? Its her problem... As much as I would like to say she deserves it... I think her life isn't much of a life.... Watch this 2 min video of her walking into Starbucks just to get coffee.... Sounds like nothing?? Watch!

Click here

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OPEN A RESTAURANT AND INVITE DONALD TRUMP!!!

We all know Donald Trump as the old guy who fires people on his Reality TV Series the apprentice... and we know him as the dude who has a beautiful wife half is age.... But Mr. Trump is now known as the man who likes good service and tips his waiters.... REALLY TIPS HIS WAITER!!! I AM TALKING $10,000!!!!

Click here

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ASHLEY TINSDALE FROM HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL BOUGHT A NEW NOSE!

Being rich and famous is one thing... But being young, rich and famous is totally way off the charts... The successful Ashley Tinsdale who appeared in both high school musical movies and who released her debut album has put her money into good use.... With a very weird excuse...

Click Here

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IN RANDOMNESS

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CHINESE WAITRESS HASBACKWARDS FEET??

My hair stood after viewing these photos!!!! Check them out!!!

Click Here


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Well I guess that's all I have time for... Will blog once I am back from my vacation...

Till my next post...

.::XOXO::.

Posted by tornredqueen at 1:37 PM



Friday, December 7, 2007


CHI-KA-BOOM!!!

I have no idea as to why I named this post Chi-ka-boom or why i haven't been blogging... Well maybe cause I don't really like blogging about my life... cause it is my life and only morons will spill their life out on a medium where practically anyone and everyone who has a computer in the world can get access too... This person once told me that even a photo is very personal... And I totally agree... despite the fact that me and the person don't talk anymore... well lets just say... Men are from Mars... And Martians are weird beings... Now with that said.....

I have actually been, searching the Internet trying to grab something that interests me... But guess what... the world has become a boring place... I mean besides the occasional mishaps like bombings, natural disasters, psycho celebrities and China winning Miss World... There is nothing that makes me go... wow!!!! I need to share this with the world...

But, well since I am queen... I always find my ways... and I have....

Now... this post officially begins....

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LITTLE MISS WEIRD ASS T-SHIRTS!!!


Well the recent hype in fashion has led me into a state of confusion.... The little Miss T-shirts... I mean people actually find them cute... On the other hand I find it a huge fashion mishap... Well for those of you who own a little miss trashy t-shirt.... fret not... I will make you feel better about wearing such annoying and act cute t-shirts....

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You know how???

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Celebrities are wearing them too!!!! YAY!!!! Now you guys have pretend that these t-shirts are a fashion statement cause someone who has millions in the bank is wearing the same ugly thing....!!!! HIP HIP HOORAYYYY!!!!




Well... you'll find out at the end of the post.... HAH!!!

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I AM A PHOTOSHOP GURU!!!


Well, by now I am guessing that most of you know that I am doing graphic design in Lasalle... Which means my life revolves around the Adobe family.... Well recently I found amazing brush sets which I just had to download... They were... eye make up sets.. like shadow gradients and lashes and even a few liners... But of course, the colours and paintings skills are up to you la... So I just had to get right to it... And that's how I came up with my celebrity makeover... Before and After!!! The after is done by me of course....

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AISHWARYA RAI





BEYONCE KNOWLES





CHRISTINA AQUILERA








JESSICA ALBA






LINDSAY LOHAN





SCARLETT JOHANSSEN






Yup.... I had a blast doing this I tell you... and now I sound all computer geek-ish!!! And I have learnt that red lipstick is the bomb!!!!!!


Celebrity images are from www.theplace2.ru
Photoshop brush sets can be downloaded from www.devaintart.com

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WORLD OF PSYCHO CELEBRITIES!!!


Well recently a hand full of celebrities have been going a little cukoo crazy... And like I find it terribly disturbing that being filthy rich drives people insane.... That contradicts my mindset to get rich.... Will I walk into a salon and shave my head when I earn my first million or will I stop buying panties cause I have too much money and would rather spend them on diamonds... Well... what ever money can do to you... just pray you don't end up like these girls....













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Yup.... somethings... just cannot be explained...

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Shitney Spears Celebrates her 26th birthday!



I mean I never knew that if you owned a million bucks... you get so excited when its your birthday!!!


Be careful britney..... Don't burn your wig now...

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MISS WORLD 2007!!!

No don't worry... I am not going to remind you about the shitty pageant that went on this year... and no I am not going to talk about the pathetic winner either.... Well we are so used to seeing Chinese women represent Singapore in these international beauty pageants like, Miss World, Miss Universe and Miss Earth... I mean... i know that Chinese is the predominant race in Singapore... But I am sure that there are equally or if not more beautiful Indian and Malay girls who would do alot better in these pageants.... Over the years... Singapore has been represented by Chinese women... How on earth is the world suppose to know that we are a multi-racial society if any international coverage of our country is showcased on the same kind of girls... Well... Fret not!!! Cause for the past two years Singapore has not sent Chinese women for the Miss World pageants... Believe it or not... They were ethnic with a Indian blood... And in my opinion they are gorgeous.... And before you get judgemental, I am not racist.... I just think that we have gorgeous women in Singapore in every shade of colour!!! Well people... time for you guys to meet, our gorgeous... Miss World Singapore 2007 and 2006!!!!

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ROSHNI KAUR SOIN







COLLEEN FRANCISCA







Well, now you know....

For Colleen Francisca's Images go to colleenfrancisca.multiply.com

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BACK TO LITTLE MISS T-SHIRT CRAP!


Well I left you guys at, who is wearing it....



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RANDOM-NESS!!!


Whats a post without random-ness....Chirstina Aquilera is the hottest mom alive!!!!






Agreed??

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Well, thats all I have for today...

Till my next post...

.::XOXO::.

Posted by tornredqueen at 6:08 AM