Saturday, April 14, 2007
LET THE BITCHINGS BEGINNNN!!!!
WELL WELL WELL....Today is Vishu... the term used by Malyalees for the Indian New Year.. So being an unfortunate indian myself... i kinda had to celebrate it... Headed down to my aunts place at Jalan Kemuning, stuffed my face up with delicious vegetarian foooodd which was whipped up by aunty marina and indulged in some sinful chocolate FONDUE!!! yummy yum yum!!!
Came back home around 11ish watched some tv than came online only to get confronted by this SKANK who goes by the name of Virgogal!!! Obviously an extremely bored loner!!! Well she starts of by asking....
VirgoGal (skank) : hey i rem u. You are puvan's ex rite?
Me (queeny of all time) : who the fuck is puvan??????? I think you got the wrong person...
VirgoGal (skank) : or is it raj?
Me (queeny of all time) : which raj?
VirgoGal (skank) : the one from woodlands...
Me (queeny of all time) : oh the 20 plus plus moron... unfortunetly yes... anyway who are you?
VirgoGal (skank) : you calling him a moron? And all he did was to love you deeply...
Me (queeny of all time) : ya ya ok... who are you la?
VirgoGal (skank) : I heard you have become very FAT now rite?
Me (queeny of all time) : ya.... i have put on 8478127389127 kg and can't even fit through my front door damn sad :(
VirgoGal (skank) : haha lame joke! am glad that he is not with you anymore!
Me (queeny of all time) : well heres the deal... you are obviously some ball less skank slut who has no guts even to tell me your name and you wanna come up and act like you know me??? You are obviously affiliated with him or more in fact might be him...well i know its hard for an asshole like your self to mind your own indian ass business cos off all the oil seeping through your sculp into you brains but you can try!!!!
VirgoGal (skank) : FATTY! PUKES! *goes offline*.
I mean... wow!!! k i couldn't even remember that my ex's name was Puvan!!!!! hahhaa.... I was 16.... and i was talking to this guy whom i had never met before and who know how they always seem nice! well i met him and he looked like this...
But even worst la.... Being young and basically stupid, went along with the shit that looks don't matter.. only the heart does... well yeah that proved to be idiotically lame... so yeah our relationship lasted abt 3 months and he just started annoying me really bad.. he started appearing outside my school and under my tuition block!!! And then he became STALKISH!! And as i started getting irritated with him, his uglyness started to get to me... Well this dude told me his name was Raj than when we did go on told me his name was actually !!!PUVANESWARAN!!!
I mean that was a big blow for me... From a simple pronoucable name RAJ to a tongue twister PUVANESWARAN!!! Well yeah, we did keep in touch after i dumped him cos i kinda felt bad cos he was a nice guy but was just retarded... SO after my O's that year, i was going on a vacation to Australia for two weeks so he kinda wanted to meet before i left...
YESSSSSSS HUGGGGGEEEEEEEE MISTAKE!!!!!! BUT IT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!
1. HE TOLD ME HE HAD A HOLE IN HIS HEART.... typical pathetic move... indirect --> please take me back i am too ugly no one would want me...
2. CLAIMED HE HAD FAMILY PROBLEMS AND WAS DEPRESSED.... aiyoooo so sad!!! indirect --> please please i mirror cracks everytime i look at it!!! PLEASE!!!
3. HE LOVED ME... yeah... well it was such a waste i hated him...
After i came back we lost contact but every once in a while he'd talk to me on msn... YESS BIGGG MISTAKE 2!!! DON'T KEEP IN TOUCH WITH RETARDED EX BOYFRIENDS!!!!
4. TOLD ME HE WAS HAPPILY ATT TO THIS GIRL... WEIRDLY HER NAME WAS VITHIYIA TOO --> i can get girls one... if only what i was saying is true!!! but must action to you mah...... i found another vithiyia better than you!! NAE NAE nee POO Poo!!
5. 2 MONTHS LATER SHE DUMPED HIM --> K act depressed and like my life sucks vithi will take me back!!!
6. A COUPLE OF MONTHS LATER FOUND A HOT PUNJABI GIRLFRIEND --> see vithi my life rocks got hot punjabi girlfriend!!!
REMEMBER AH......................................................
HAS A HOT PUNJABI GIRLFRIEND!!! YEAH I BELIEVE YOU!!! I SWEAR I DOOOOOOO!!!!!
7. HOT PUNJABI GIRLFRIEND DUMPS HIM!!! --> yes i'll act depressed one more time this time it will work!!!
8. FOUND A NEW GIRLFRIEND AND HAD TO GO THROUGH ALOT LIKE 3 JOBS, FIGHTING WITH HER PARENTS AND HIS TO BE WITH HER.... BOUGHT HER A $800 DIAMOND RING, GOING TO GET MARRIED!!! WOW!!!! GOING TO GET MARRIED AND THENNN.... I THINK YOU CAN GUESS WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT.......... YES!!!!!! HE GETS DUMPED AGAIN!!!
SO I DECIDE TO TELL HIM OFF WHICH I DID AND IT TURNED INTO A NASTY FIGHT!!!! really nasty!!!! we didn't talk at all after that!!! AND AFTER 92108392108 MONTHS I GET CONFRONTED BY THIS VIRGOSKANK!!!!
My Rating on PATHETIC'NESS : ****************
on LAMENESS : ***********************
on GET A LIFE 'NESS : ***********************************
AND MY WAY OF GETTING BACK AT VIRGOSKANK IS THIS..... virgogal_v@hotmail.com for people who need 24 hour company cos Virgo Skank is extremly free and will attend to you morning day and night! AMEN!!!!
WELLLLL ENNNNOOOUGH OF THAT!!!!!!!! NOW ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE LESS DRAMISH BUT EQUALLY RETARDED!!! Well i have a pet kitty cat called TIGER! We took him in when he was afew days old and now his is a FAT CONTENTED HOUSE CAT WHO SLEEPS IN AIRCON!!! We always knew there was something special about him.....
YES THATS HIM AND YES HE IS SLEEPING! TIGER SLEEPS IN VERY RETARDED POSITIONS!!! AND HE SNORES.....
SO HE DID NOT WAKE UP EVEN AFTER THE 2388992 FLASHES THAT WAS FLASHING AT HIM.... I even positioned him in a normal position the way normal cats sleep and he still did not wake up....
WELL YEAH I GUESS I AM SURROUNDED WITH WEIRD PEOPLE AND WEIRD ANIMALS!!!
