Thursday, February 28, 2008

29th February 2007

Well to start thing off... I have turned TWENTEEN!!!!!!!! For some idiotic chiii beh reason, I am feeling bloody old.... And the fact that the next decade in my life would be the start of my career, marriage and giving birth is like a huge "KA POW!!!!" punch on my face. And the fact that I just ended my 3 year relationship is not helping either. I mean like how to you know if he is the one? I am running short of time to date around and find Mr. Right! What if I never do???

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21!!!

Find some hot cute guy and have a committed relationship with him :)

22!!

Hot cute guy turns out to be a complete jack ass!!!!

23-24!!!

Single and concentrating on my career!

25!!!

Desperate and dying to have a proper relationship.

26!!!

All the good men are too young and those my age are taken :(

27!!!

Started thinking about Jeya again and came to know that he had shot gun marriages with 3 random dancer girls over the past 5 years :(

28!!!

Drowning in self misery and officially have 30 nieces and nephews....

29!!!

Found a fat, balding 43 year old who was filthy rich :D

30!!!

He died of heart failure during sex and all his assets went to his dead mom. Idiot forgot to change the will....

31!!!

Had enough of men and became lesbian...

32-35!!!

Adopted 7 dogs from SPCA

36!!!

Married Ellen DeGeneres's lesbian corpse.

37 to the day I died!!!

SINGLE!!!!!!

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So by this I mean I am just doomed la!!!!! I mean I have reached a point in my life where everything is just super scary la..... DISHK!!!! DIE!!!!!
Well, hopefully the bitching won't stop... :) Talking about bitching and bitch whores!!!


THIS IS A GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FART IN SPACE WHAT YOU GIRLS AND GUYS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT ME..... I AM NOT INTERESTED CAUSE YOU SCUMS ARE NOT EVEN A PART OF MY LIFE!!! I USED TO THINK THAT GIRLS WERE BITCHES... WELL GUESS WHAT... BIG BLACK GUYS ARE BITCHES TOOO!!!!

PS : Sorry If I offend anyone... but I honestly don't care :)

UNLESS YOU CAN SHOW ME YOUR DEGREE IN A YEAR AND SPEAK BETTER VOCABULARY THAN ME... ZIP THAT HAIRY GAP OF YOURS AND START MAKING BABIES WITH THAT PAIR OF HUGE KNOCKERS YOU HAVE BY YOUR SIDE.... AND UNLESS YOUR DANCING GIRL CAN MAKE HALF OF WHAT I WILL MAKE.... BURY HER SO DEEP INTO THE GROUND AND THROW HER A BOX OF CONDOMS WHILE YOU ARE AT IT CAUSE AT THE RATE SHE SLEEPS AROUND, SHE'LL NEED THEM EVEN IN DEATH :)

AMEN BITCHES!!!!!!

I feel so much better now :) and for those of you who are wondering what the hell went wrong.... Honestly nothing did. I just wanted to over react... So I am expecting alot of drama after this cause that's what mama's do!!!! MUHAHAHHAH! I am evil!!! I am like a match stick only a very irrelevant one... I spark fires with people who not necessarily piss me off... but at hypocrites! The worst kind! YAY! If I had a gun with 5 billion bullets they world will be free of hypocrites... So if you guys need me to assassinate any idiotically stupid hypocrites, sign them up at this website...

www.mynameisVithiandIamqueenoftheworld.com
(This site doesn't exist stupid!)

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CELEBRITY GOSSIP

Yay! I know its been a while... But I have awesome gossips for you people!!!! Well lets get right into in shall we :)

ANGELINA IS PREGNANT AND BRAD WEARS A WIG!!!

(click on the picture for the scoop!)

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ANGELINA FAINTS WHILE J.LO'S LIFE IS THREATENED
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(Click on the image for the full story!)

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NICOLE RICHIE'S POST BABY BODY SECRETS!!!

(Click on the image for the full story!)

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NICOLE AND JOEL ARE THE BEST PARENTS EVER!!!

(Click on the image for the real story!)

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NICOLE'S BABY GIRL!

(Click on the image to read more!)

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BRITNEY'S NEIGHBOUR IS A JACK ASS!!!

(Click on the image for the scoop!)

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ANOTHER VIDEO OF BRITNEY BEING HUNTED MY THE PAPARAZZI!

(Click the image for full story and video!)

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MOVING ALONG!!!

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KL ROADTRIP PART 2!!!!!

So here's part 2 of the many episodes... :)






Till my next post,

.::XOXO::.

Posted by tornredqueen at 10:52 AM



Wednesday, February 13, 2008

KL ROADTRIP!

KL ROAD TRIP PART 1!

Here is our video journal on our KL roadtrip. About a month ago, the classmates and I went on a One day road trip to KL... so we filmed most of it... and we are going to share it with you guys! Enjoy people!!!






Wait up for part 2!!!
Till then...
.::XOXO::.

Posted by tornredqueen at 7:23 AM



Tuesday, February 5, 2008

SINGLE LIFE = ALOT OF TIME!


Yes, I am officially single and have been for the past 7 months but for some reason we have been together till now... but I final decided to let go so... yeah... I am single which in blogger language would mean I have all the time in the world to blog and blog and blog! So typically this post would be about men... Not the whole post but a part of it... But just the beginning at least!!! After coming out of a long term relationship... I am pretty rusty in the dating field... so I did my research and found some tips on how we(when I say 'we' I mean single females!)can seduce our men! Well hail the queen of the world! ME!

Here we go...

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Here are the ten things you need to know when you are trying to seduce your man... they are not ranked people, all of them are as important as the other...


GET YOUR CONFIDENCE UP!

A man is not looking for a someone who is like everybody else. So stop trying to look like someone or talk like someone... The person you have to be is you! Be you! you are unique in your own way. Brush your hair the way it fits you best. Put on some lip gloss and spray on that Chanel No.5 and walk into the room like you are worth million bucks! Feel beautiful, thats when he will see it. Be confident, thats when he takes notice... Confidence women! It's like air!


USE A SEDUCTIVE TONE OF VOICE

Not too nasal, not too high, throaty and soft is most appealing. If you are naturally squeaky take it down a notch, you don't want to scare the poor dude away. If you REALLY like this guy, I suggest you practice a few times with your voice recorder function on your phone. But don't fake it... Just adjust your highs and lows...


WEAR CLOTHING THAT IS FASHIONABLE

Show just enough skin to make men want to see more. But don't overdo the skin thing. DO NOT BE VERY TOUCHY-FEELY! It may seduce them at first but in the long run, who wants to be with the girl who has been touched by everybody else? If you are naturally a good dresser go with your own style. Try to show him you have orginallity and that you are not just a trend setter. If you fail in the outfit department, get help or even go online to get ideas on outfits.


LEARN TO DANCE

Dancing is one of the most seductive things a girl can do. With our curves we can shake and twirl them into being obsessed with your body. Don't push it and scream, "SEX!" with your dance moves. Keep it sexy yet subtle. Most importantly work the hair. Sway your hair all over the place like a wild fire in the wind... But try not to get it into his face :)


LEARN TO WALK

Guys don't want a girl who walks just like they do, they want someone who is feminine.
Walk like a model, strong, confident, with a good swagger and with excellent posture. Never wore heels before? Its time to try a pair. But try not to go for aunty heels.... or slutty heels. A good 2 to 4 inch pair of heels will go just fine :)


WAIT

Wait until you can tell he is interested. The signs may not be obvious, but sometimes you have to go out on a limb; remember, most men find attention from women quite flattering. So once you think you have your man on the hook... start your magic and reel him in.


BE FLIRTY WITH YOUR TARGET

Let him know that you're interested, possibly by glancing or winking at him. When you talk to him, lean in and show some cleavage even if you don't have much. The point is to show that you're happy with your body and you don't mind that he gets a preview. But don't lean over too much. Be sexy not easy.


IGNORE HIM FOR A LITTLE WHILE

Give him the space and time to forget about the things that may have turned him off and fantasize about the good things. Never reveal too much of yourself because you almost certainly will turn him off. Another idea is to cancel plans you made with him and give a sincere, heartfelt apology. Leave him wanting more and not like he had enough... Don't expose all of you at one time. Bit by bit should do the trick. You should wow him every time. Guys get bored easily so spread out your dates. Don't meet him too often.


TOUCH HIM

Perhaps on the hand or wrist. This will subtly demonstrate that you are interested. A flirty tap with a laugh or a good bye hug is fine. Don't be too touchy as you would send out the wrong signals.


MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH YOUR TARGET

The eyes are said to be windows to the soul, and you want to make sure he knows you're trying to get inside his soul. When you are locked in a loving glance, talk about small stuff like the weather, the movie you just saw, or dinner and use short simple words. Talk only about the present moment. The eyes are a womens best feature. Embrace it and flaunt it. Don't stare him down. Looking at him gently.

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Well I hope you guys got a tip or two off this list. If any of you guys are going to try it... tell me how it goes... Good luck bitches!

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Moving along...

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CELEBRITY NEWS UPDATES!


Misha Barton from the O.C goes blond and looks extremely sickly and old now.
Click here.


American Idol runner up Katherine Mcphee 23, married a 42 year old.
Click here.


Mandy Moore is addicted to Acupuncture???
Click here.


David Beckham gets a tattoo of semi naked Posh spice on his arm.
Click here.


Baby watch is over. Christina and Nicole have their babies:)
Click here.

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Well thats all I have for you guys today... Hope you had fun :)

Till my next post

.::XOXO::.

Posted by tornredqueen at 1:36 AM