Thursday, June 14, 2007

ASIANS!

ASIAN WOMEN... ARE THEY REALLY EXOTIC?


Well the other day i was talking to Shamini online and she was telling me this story about the 'ang moh' dude who apparently got angry cause they showed no interest in getting to know him... I mean 'ang moh' men are starting to get the completely wrong idea about Asian women... I mean who can blame them right... I mean take a walk in town and like count the amount of 'OLD ANG MOH' men who walk hand in hand with young hot Asian girls... I mean i understand materialistic people, but stooping so low just to get your Louis Vuitton bag... A bit stupid isn't it... I mean... sheesh... Like Asian women are so much more than sleesy, money minded and cheap people... Asian girls are hot, smart and successful people...


LETS START WITH THE ASIAN CHINESE/JAPANESE



EXOTIC!


KIRURU CHIBAN




Most of you all would remember her from Miss Universe 2006... She was 1st runner up... Totally hot... Totally tanned... Totally NOT FLAT chested!



She is one of the most Beautiful Chinese/Japanese
Woman i have ever seen... Wouldn't you agree....



And another Asian beauty...


ZHANG ZIYI




The ultimate Asian Hottie in Hollywood next to Lucy Liu...


Famous, Rich, Hot, Confident... This is what Asian Women are supposed to be about!



DENISE KELLER




Well we all know Miss Denise Keller as an MTV VJ... yeah... But before that she was a famous model in Hong Kong who also stared in Music Videos... She was also on the local reality tv series Eye for a Guy 2... Now this Singaporean 'Ang Moh' Chinese is the fashion spokes person for Master card!! Young, Rich and hot.... sexy or what!!!






MISHAP....


STEFANIE SUN


To all Stefanie Sun fans... your idol is a great singer and all but this post is about beauty... she kind of falls flat in this area...



I have never understood how people can say that Stefanie Sun is hot... Well i give her credits for being a very successful Singaporean pop artist BUT! BUT! BUT! she looks like a man... or so i think la... like i mean take the picture above for an example...

1. Electric shocked hair (sorry stylist)
2. Bugs Bunny teeth......
3. Too boney don't you think....


Male or Female seh....



ASIAN MALAYS/MALAYSIANS


EXOTIC!


SITI NURHALIZA





I just personally think that she is amazingly pretty la... but her recent marriage to that super old Datun guy is just bloody un-cool... and i just got the vibe that she was a freaking gold digger la.... but hey people still love her music... and I am one of them...







This photo is a little stretched but she is still hot....


THE MISHAP!!!


JACLYN VICTOR





Fot those of you who don't know who the hell she is... she is actually the first Malaysian Idol!!! Killer vocals no doubt.... but... yeah... let the pictures speak for themselves!


This picture like not too bad right... pfft!! Wonders of Make up and Professional Photography!


So mishap not... totally right....


INDIANS/HINDUSTANIS


EXOTIC


AISHWARYA RAI




Aishwarya Rai... Only the most beautifully fascinating Indian Blood woman on the face of the earth.... She got her shot to fame when she was crowned Miss World 1994. Since then this Woman has been an amazing actress, spokes person and one of the many famous faces of Loreal Paris...






This i'd definetly say is exotic... and that brings us to another Indian Beauty...


SHILPA SHETTY





Shipa Shetty is Bollywood actress who has had her share of highs and lows when it came to the box office hits... But without doubt is she one of the most beautiful Indian actresses/models...
And this young lady has been in headlines all over the world recently... She was recently stuck in a racist feud in the British Reality Show.... Big brother... where she was victimized by fellow celebrity room mates... and the recent kiss she received from Richard Gear... In India... Kissing women who are not your wife/fiance is like a Taboo.... I know... Lame!



Besides the real life drama... she is just hot la...


and now for the....


MISHAP!


NAMITHA (SOMETHING)




She a north Indian Actress!!! When i first saw her i was like what the hell!!!!!!
1. Watermelons as boobs...
2. Neckles...
3. The face like cannot make it...



Like what the hell right...


Yup... I am leaving you guys with the pics... So you guys decide!!!


NOW I AM GONNA LEAVE YOU WITH A PARIS HILTON WANNA BE.....




HAHA... ANYWAY THIS IS SHILPA'S SISTER!

DONE!

Posted by tornredqueen at 2:04 AM



Sunday, June 10, 2007

WANNA SEE IF THIS WORKS!

HEY GUYS SORRY BUT I JUST WANNA SEE IF THIS WORKS SO YEAH!



XOXO

Posted by tornredqueen at 10:29 AM



IF ITS LOVIN' THAT YOU WANT

IF ITS LOVIN' THAT YOU WANT...





I want to let you know
That you don't have to go
Don't wonder no more
What I think about you

If it's loving that you want
Then you should make me your girl, your girl
If it's loving that you need
Baby come and share my world, share my world
If it's loving that you want
Then come and take a walk with me, walk with me
Cause, everything that you need, I got it right here baby, baby

Now it's obvious you need a friend to come hold you down
Be that one you share your everything when no one's around
Baby come tell me your secrets, and tell me all your dreams
'Cause I can see you need someone to trust
You can trust in me

Di di di di da da dey
So just call me whenever your lonely
Di di di di da da dey
I'll be your friend, I can be your homey

If it's loving that you want
Then you should make me your girl, your girl
If it's loving that you need
Baby come and share my world, share my world
If it's loving that you want
Then come and take a walk with me, walk with me
Cause, everything that you need, I got it right here baby, baby

It's been so long I've had this feeling
That we could be
Everything you've ever wanted baby
Your fantasy
I won't push too hard or break your heart
'Cause my love's sincere
I'm not like any other girl you know
So let me erase your fears

Di di di di da da dey
So just call me whenever your lonely
Di di di di da da dey
I'll be your friend, I can be your homey

If it's loving that you want
Then you should make me your girl, your girl
If it's loving that you need
Baby come and share my world, share my world
If it's loving that you want
Then come and take a walk with me, walk with me
Cause, everything that you need, I got it right here baby, baby

If it's loving that you want
Then you should make me your girl, your girl
If it's loving that you need
Baby come and share my world, share my world
(I got what you need so come share my world)

If it's loving that you want
Then come and take a walk with me, walk with me
Cause, everything that you need, I got it right here baby, baby

Di di di di da da dey
So just call me whenever your lonely
Di di di di da da dey
I'll be your friend, I can be your homey

If it's loving that you want
Then you should make me your girl, your girl
If it's loving that you need
Baby come and share my world, share my world
If it's loving that you want
Then come and take a walk with me, walk with me
Cause, everything that you need, I got it right here baby, baby

I want to let you know
That you don't have to go
Don't wonder no more
What I think about you

What I think about you boy
I got what you need so come share my world oh

Posted by tornredqueen at 5:22 AM



Saturday, June 9, 2007

A LIFE TIME OF 45 DAYS!


45 DAYS, ONE TOO MANY...

Many of us have heard of the speculating story of Our dearest only and only notorious heiress Paris Hilton going to jail... Well the speculating story for once at least is true! Paris is going or well already is in Jail...



In late 2006, Paris Hilton was caught for reckless driving under the use of alcohol... She then had her license suspended for 36 months and was placed under probation of 30 days... But as The simple life series has taught us, Paris Hilton is most centainly a dumb blonde... Besides various scandals such as her ever so famous, One night in Paris...


Her ever changing boyfriends and partying without any panties,



Paris Hilton has given the world something new to talk about! Reportedly, Paris violated her probation twice... at which time she was driving with a suspended license... Tsk tsk... She also hadn't been for any of her alcohol awareness meetings which she was supposed to attend... After allegedly breaking the rules Paris was brought forward to court where she spoke as one of the many witnesses... According to Miss Hilton, her publicist had told her that her suspension was over and that she was mislead into thinking she could drive... The judge over threw her statement of course!




45 days in jail! That is what Miss Hilton has to face! So yeah what happened was... Miss Hilton was sentenced to be imprisoned from the 5th of June... and after 3 days was sent home by a sheriff who reportedly said that Miss Hilton's health was declining and that they did not know what to do... like ya right..... Yesterday, The judge and sent her an sms, telling her that she has to go back to jail... Officials were at her house where they hand cuffed the 26 year old and had drove her back to the prison in a black and white car... The heiress was reported as being very upset as she was crying and asking for her mother...




Paris Hilton is going to be gone for 45 long long days.... lets just pray that the in mates are nice!

Posted by tornredqueen at 3:20 AM



Saturday, June 2, 2007

ME MYSELF AND I BABY!


I WANT TO BLOG ABOUT ME!

I have been blogging about pretty much nothing about my own life... I mean blogs are like on-line diaries right... but whats with the deal of spilling personal stuff all over a very accessible web page? I blog as a past time cause its fun and i know people enjoy reading it too.. So yeah...

Yeah well... dishk! I need to loose weight but then again i have said this 2000 times... My life is getting a little bit boring so what i am gonna do now.. is do what i do best! And that is Bitching!

Lets take this scenario ok....

You enter the train in the morning and you are well... looking pretty hot la... and the next thing you know... the whole cabin starts staring at you like you have a condom stuck on your fore head! Like what the hell..... and you can't even dig your nose or like get that thong that is too far out into your ass... Not that i do that in public but you get the picture...

That was totally random... leaving that aside... I am feeling pretty good about my life now... I mean i am single or kind of... after 2 1/2 years!!!! I mean yeah i do miss him but hey time heals everything yeah? We barely talk now... Thats the thing i don't get about break ups... I mean its not like we hate each other... So why is it that once a couple breaks up they gotta stop talking and start pretending like strangers? I mean we have shared so much and to suddenly pretend like nothing happened is just stupid now don't you think?

K now a shift of topic! I am talking to people or well this person... and i'd say he is pretty nice... You know like a breathe of fresh air... But hey... no intentions what so ever... cause relationships seem so bloody over rated right now! Yeah have met him a couple of times... and it was fun... really really fun!



I am starting to feel that this is a bloody random entry la... I guess i am just feeling super random at the moment so yeah... I watched Shrek 3 with Aishu on Monday.... Aishu being the younger sis... She is 10 years younger!!!! Yes accidental... but she hates it when we say that! ACCIDENTAL BABY!!! hahahha barbi.... Yeah the movie was pretty good la... we had a good time... it has been a pretty long time since we, just me and her went out... the last time was for pixars Cars.... which was decades ago!!! So yeah.... we left home around 3ish! to catch the 4. 10 movie but the seats were like all taken... and like only had the first 4 rows! LIKE HELLO!!! no way am i gonna sit with my neck facing 60 degrees to the ceiling for 2 hours! So i decided we go for the 5.15 show... And we got the couple seat right in the middle! Without exit sign lights! YAY! But is was so weird la... Like i am used to sitting in the couple seat with him that when i was sitting with her... the seat felt soo biggg!!!! i mean she like had her legs crossed and we like had blankets! or shawls for her la... so yeah... she was like super comfortable... but the only downside was the fact that we had two typical couples on both sides... YES!!! they made out la.. but luckily this barbi baby was too into the movie to have realised! I was soooo scared la! SO yeah... the movie was great! DUH! Bloody funny....




Yeah thats her... i know i look nothing like her!!! She looks like the mom and sadly enough i look like the infamous dad! ARRGGHHH!!! But you know whats the worst part.... people have ever asked if she was my daughter!!!! I guess its because of the access fats i carry around!!! Yeah... she is turning 9 soon... in August... Still remember when i was nine... my dad... called my elder sis and I to the hall where he and my mom where sitting... and asked us if we would want a baby brother or sister... And my mom had this look on her face... hahaha... she was pregnant with this little moron... Aishu was born the year after... 1998... 10 years after me and 13 after my sister... But i was really upset with the fact that she was a girl... I mean my mom had already gone for the scanning and had told us we were expecting a girl but i just wanted a baby brother so bad that i didn't believe her till we went to the hospital!!!! The the other blow.. was that Aishu was FAIR! so that meant i was the only black one with the dad's colour in the family!!! But that all soon disappeared when i first set eyes on that pretty face which has now turned annoying... But yeah... i would trade anything in the world for this little blood sucking shit head!!!


Aishu's first day.... In Mount Elizabeth Hospital.. All three of us were born there.... Yeah that explains why we are extreme townies! Mummy dearest!


Granny with Aishu... 3rd day.... At home!!! See how the colour genes got screwed up with me... And yes my granny is Chinese....



Aishwarya Vannan








She was super angry cause we held her back from going to the pool to take some shots in the hotel room.... the other young ones had already left... hahaha... look at her face!!!! She was 2++...


Eventually i developed this hobby of dressing her up and taking photos... yeah... like a huge barbie doll... this was when she was 4...



This was when she was five.... My favourite shot of her yet!!!

5++!

And finally a professional Photo Shoot for Cheeky Club Magazine... Monthly magazine For KFC's Cheeky Club members... It was soooo amazing... I mean i was like standing there and watching these two ladies do her up and watching her pose in front of so many people and like a gazillion flash lights!!! Was sooo proud of her!!!

She was 6 then....












7++! She won second prize for her singing competiton... Another proud moment watching her sing!!! With mom....


The two siblings.... My elder sis Santhya and Aishu....

The last dress up shoot i did with her.... she was 8!!!!





Yup!!!! I dyed my hair yet again... will update you guys on my new hair colour and My moms surprise barbecue Dinner!!!!

Posted by tornredqueen at 5:38 AM