Monday, May 7, 2007

A LOOONG LOOOONG POST!

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL, PHONES GALORE AND SPIDER MAN 3!!!

Well first of all i am extremely extremely sorry for the huge gaps in post updates... Lots of things have been going on with school which is finally OVER!!!!
HAHHAHHHA!!!!!! I am SO bloody excited la! Now all i need is a job! Holidays are till August! YES! AUGUST! Yippee!! LASALLE ROCKS LA!

And i am sorry about the lame post i posted last! I got rid of it cause it was typed out of anger la... it was utter rubbish... well anyway... here i am with my update!!! Don't you think my updates are awesome!!! HAHA! yeah i know! I am awesome!

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
THE WINNERS AND WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON WITH A FEW OF THEM!

Viewers Discretion Advised! Mature themes... 16 and below switch off your computer! NOW!

OK I have been a loyal follower of America's Next Top Model for years now! I don't know, i guess its a girl thing... I mean we girls always fantasize about being in the lime light and being a huge star and shit... And ANTM just brings it all out... It is something we all can relate to and understand... I watch to see the make up!!!! Well... from season to season the quality of the girls and the intensity of the competition has fluctuated back and forth i must say...

SO LET'S GET STARTED!

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL SEASON 1 WINNER!

ADRIANNE CURRY

Well deserved win, the girl had a bad past... Came from a broken family, was on drugs and stuff. Entered the competition, had passion and drive... Took amazing photos... bla bla bla typical model story... SO she won and then...

YUP!!! NOW SHE'S A REGULAR ON PLAYBOY! AND THE FACT THAT SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A COUTURE MODEL! TYRA MUST BE SOOOOO DISAPPOINTED!

NEXT UP...

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL SEASON 2 WINNER!

YOANNA HOUSE

Yoanna... well she wasn't all that good and she isn't all that pretty either... but i think she deserves it a hell alot! Imagine this girl used to weigh in at 180 lbs which is about 90kg... and check her out now.... woohoo! True inspiration wouldn't you say... And she is still as humble as ever...

WHAT SHE DOING NOW?

Well haha nothing like Adrianne Curry for sure... She's now a regular Host on The Fashion Network!!! GOOD FOR HER!!!!

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL SEASON 3 WINNER!

EVA PIGFORD

This season never aired in Singapore but hey... Youtube, gives alot hope for missed shows! Eva is short, fierce and extremely confident! EXTREMELY CONFIDENT! She photographed amazingly and her runway walk was an absolutely Signature... Well she is still modelling... but...

TAA DAA!

WELL... not that bad what... at least she is still modelling fashion! Not sex...yup!

Next few are all goody two shoes la!!! Nothing Interesting about them... they just won and then they just guest star here and there... Oh well...... Not everyone can be Tyra banks... Well here's their pictures anyway to refresh your memories!!!

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL 4 - 7 WINNERS!

NAIMA MORA

NICOLE LINKLETTER

DANIELLE EVANS

CARIDEE SOMETHING(lazy to search)

TAAA DADADDADADDADA DIIIII DUM DI DOOOO.... I DONNO WHY I BLOGGED ABOUT THAT BUT I JUST HAD TO LA........ BEING THE HUGEST(literally) FAN OF ANTM!

PHONES PHONES AND PHONES!

Yeap... I have been having one ass of a time over which phone i wanna get..... And i don't understand why its becoming so hard to buy a phone now days... I mean besides the ridiculous pricings... people(LIKE ME) go for form over function... I mean there are soooo many designs and colours... I have always felt like your phone must always be YOU! Like get the phone that is you... OR represents you... Get what i mean... Well so... I used to carry this...

THE MOTOROLA RAZR PINK!

OMG! Where do i start... yeah well... i bought it on my 18th birthday which was last year... i mean i just feel in love with it... Ahhh.... yeah so...within a week... the phone started acting retarded... like it will just switch off while i was on the line or it will get jammed up... And then slowly one by one the functions where getting screwed! Like the alarm wouldn't ring or when it was supposed to be on silent it'll ring!!! And than i had to start taking the battery out just to off the phone cause it got jammed so often... The the screen would like go white and the light will start flickering!!!! DISHK!!! It was horrible la... BUT IT WAS SUCH A CUTE PHONE! But everyone has it la... i mean i couldn't take the train without someone else in the same cabin having the same phone as me! THEN THE FINAL STRAW!!! I COULDN'T SEND MESSAGES!
Like when i'd go to the message menu... the phone will jam up! Every time lor! Press message and it'll jam up! ARGGGGH!! Yeap so after a year living with the retarded pink phone i sold it to a second hand shop! Well i bought it for S$168 with a S$90 trade in... so that means i paid S$78... and when i sold it off i got S$80 for it! so yay! S$2 profit... Luckily the uncle never go to the message menu! Cause the phone would have jammed lor! and he wouldn't even have bothered buying it!!!!!! So now since the PINK RETARD was gone... i needed a new phone! So me and baby started phone shopping! Which took 3 days! YES 3 days!

Well here are some of the phones i thought of getting...

LG CHOCOLAT!

Singapore only has the white and black one la.. so i was thinking of getting the white one cause it was just soooo bling blingy bling bling! BUT, Renu has the phone and according to her the touch pad is retarded and the phone sucks all round... like from the key pad to the camera! SO yeah i didn't wanna get another pretty phone which sucks!!!

THE MOTOROLA RAZR GOLD!!!

Like so yummy right! But then again it was Motorola! And after my razr pink i like got phobia with Motorola already!!! SO i just stood there and stared at the phone and was like... my gosh! SOOOOO GLAM! But dishk! its Motorola!!! So finally i was like "let it go!"

THE NOKIA 8800!

Wah! Damn sleek la! I mean its like so sexy! BUT! BUT! BUT! It costs a fortune!!!! LIKE S$800! I have to like sell backside 5934039323 times! So i was like in love with it till i saw the price tag and then i just died!

THE SONY ERICSSON Z610i

It basically came down to this la... i mean its ok looking... functions are good and i just liked the mirror thing... so yeah... was still on the fence of buying it cause i had a S$350 budget to work with.. and they where having this student plan for S$99 but since i already had a line i could extend it but i have to pay S$100 more cause my line was only a year old! BUT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SAW THIS!

THE NOKIA 7373 FROM THE La'more series!!!!

I WENT GA GA GOOO GOOOO! I was like i am buying this phone now!!!!! But the it was S$450!!! I WAS LIKE DISHK!!!! SO for three days i hunted the whole of Singapore... from Singtel Outlets to Nokia Outlets to Lucky Plaza for the cheapest rates i could find... And the cheapest it got was like S$390 at lucky plaza.... And my budget was like S$350! So sad right... so i made myself a promise... That i'd buy a phone first wait till my holidays get a job... sell off my phone and buy this ONE!!!

SO I ENDED UP BUYING....

THE SONY ERICSSON Z610i (black)...

Well i didn't want the pink cause i already like had a pink one once before... and the blue wasn't appealing so the black was the only one left!!! YUP! So i got it la... and well it is g-masked now and looks so cute.. i am gonna g-mask it again soon change the colour! YAY! YAY! But i am still gonna get my NOKIA 7373!

SPIDERMAN 3 AND THE LOUSY COMPANY!

So last Sunday baby called and said he wanted to go watch Spider Man 3! And also said that his brother Navin who is also my ex secondary school classmate and his girlfriend were coming la... Initially i was likr "Huhhhhhh!" like don't want leh... Cause his girlfriend is like 16 and like those typical indian girls you know... like skinny... rebonded hair with no make up sense but still put make up... Then the act shy and cute... And no personality what so ever!!! Yeah... so i was like ok la... Then we went down to Bishan... cause it was like convenient for her i guess... Then in the cab i already told the bf that i definetly cannot get alon with her... Cause she's just not the kinda person i can click with... I mean i am outspoken and all but it is very very hard to talk to a mut! So ya... we reached and they were like waiting for us at the bus stop!
AND SHE WAS LIKE WEARING.....

1. A knee length jeans skirt.
2. Some lacey black top.
3. A green 3/4 cardigan.

4. Silver glitter heels.
5. Green eyeshadow with no blending what so ever.
6. Eyeliner which was all over the place.

7. some cheap clumpy gloss!
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I was like OH MY GOOODDDDD!!! So i said hi... and started talking to Navin and she just stood there and like stood there... LIKE GOT NO LIFE!!! Er... SO i was like ok lets go for lunch... So we did ah.. Just went to Mac...
AND I SOOOO EXPECTED WHAT SHE WAS GONNA SAY LA!!!!

ME : WHAT YOU ALL WANNA GET?
BABY : ER... DONNO FEEL LIKE GETTING SOMETHING DIFFERENT TODAY...
NAVIN : I WANNA GET MAC SPICY...
ME : YA ME TOO... PRIYA YOU?
PRIYA : HUH? oh i not hungry i ate already!

DISHK! Like wah!! sooo typical la... Act cute, Act small!!! I HATE THAT KINDA GIRLS LA!!!

ME : HUH! JUST EAT LA!
PRIYA : NO no Nevermind you all eat i eat already... Some more Navin say i fat...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE IS FUCKING SKINNY LOR! I WAS LIKE WHAT HE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT!!!

ok la you wanna act cute fine...

So baby and navin went to get the food... and I was like stuck with her... and she just kept quiet!!!!! ARGHHH!!!! I CANNOT STAND GIRLS WITH NO PERSONALITY LA! So i had no choice but to try to start a conversation with her la!!!

Than the guys came back and we like put the fries together so we had alot of fries.. so we asked her to eat la!!!! WA PIANG!!! SHE TOOK 4 FIRES AND SAID SHE WAS FULL!!!!! WAH I DAMN FED UP LA! SO I DECIDED TO IGNORE THE ACT CUTE THING FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!

ARGHHHH!

So after lunch we went to get the popcorn cause we already got the movie tickets via phone booking... And we went in to watch SPIDERMAN 3! I was like trying so hard to ignore her.. than she sat beside me la!!! With that giggles and chuckles!!! OK la at least during the movie shut up la!!!

THEY WERE MAKING OUT LA! DAMN GROSS EH!!!!!
LIKE TYPICAL YOUNG COUPLE.... GO THEATRE TO MAKE OUT CAUSE CANNOT GO ANYWHERE ELSE!!!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT PISSED ME OFF EVEN MORE!!

1. 4 Phone booked ticket, 9.50 each, S$38!
2. Lunch for three, S$ 18.20!
3. Drinks plus popcorn for 4, S$ 10!
4. We had to take a cab cos miss 16 year old cannot stay out late so must watch movie early what!!!! S$13.00!!!

THAT BRINGS US TO A GRAND TOTAL OFF... S$69.20!!! EVERY CENT WAS PAID BY MY BF LOR! I MEAN NAVIN DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY CAUSE NS PAY HAVEN'T COME IN!!! THAN WHY THE HELL DID YOU EVEN SUGGEST WATCHING MOVIE!!! HE DIDN'T EVEN TELL MY BF THAT HE HAD NO MONEY TILL WE REACHED BISHAN YOU KNOW!!!

WHAT THE HELL RIGHT!!!!

OK LA PAY FOR NAVIN NEVER MIND BROTHER ONLY WHAT! PAY FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND WHO DIDN'T EVEN SAY A WORD TO MY BABY! AND LIKE HE BOUGHT THE MOVIE TICKETS! FUCKING WATCH THE MOVIE LA! STILL MAKE OUT LIKE FUCK SIA!

THEN GO TOILET ALSO CANNOT GO ALONE AH.. DURING THE MOVIE GO TOILET ALSO MUST BRING NAVIN!!! WHY MUST PROTECT YOU AH!!! PLEASE LOR GIVEN A CHOICE ALSO I DON'T THINK ANYONE WOULD RAPE YOU!!!

ARRRGGGGHHH!!!!!

OK LA... MOVIE FINISH AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING LA...

NAVIN : K LA... SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK ALREADY... AM GONNA SEND HER BACK..
ME : OH OK... WHERE YOU SENDING HER?
NAVIN : POTONG PASIR...

THAN THEY LEFT LA! FROM BISHAN MUST SEND HER TO POTONG PASIR!
HAHAHHA!!! LAME SIA!!!

So me and the baby decided to walk around in junction 8 la... then suddenly we bumbed into them on the second floor!!!! She wanted to take NeoPrint with him!!! So she must have asked him to lie just to rid of us la!!!!!! DAMN CHI BAI SIA!!!!! WHAT EVER LA! THAT WAS THE FIRST AND LAST TIME I'D EVER HANG OUT WITH THEM LA... I JUST CAN STAND TYPICAL INDIAN GIRLS!!!!! THEY GROSS ME OUT!!!!

WELL ENOUGH OF THAT! NOW ABOUT SPIDERMAN 3!!!

THE MOVIE IS GOOD LA... MY RATING IS HMMM 8/10!

PETER PARKER

you must check out his character when he becomes blackish! DAMN HOT MAN!

MARY JANE

the typical Mary Jane story la... forever in trouble but she like a bit bitchy in this movie... Somemore will kind of cheat on Spiderman!!!

HARRY HARRY THE GREENY GOBLIN THINGY

Harry is evil. Harry is Strong. Harry is Cunning. Harry wants revenge. Harry trys to kill spiderman. Harry loses his memory. Harry is friends with Peter again. Harry gains his memory. Harry gets his face blasted. Harry helps spiderman and not kills him. Harry is a very good friend. Harry dies. And the whole theatre cries....