Monday, July 30, 2007
30th July 2007
I am going to be completely honest! I have ran out of things to blog about... well not really la! I am just too lazy to sit down and think! So yeah... here I am. Clueless as to what I am gonna type... Am just going to go with the flow la...
Somethings have been bugging me lately... Why is it that everyone has to be so god damn bloody annoying... argggh!
K this is going no where... Lets see....
Now see, I am over weight and all right... but I am still as hot as I can get right... But sometimes it kinds of grosses me out when I realise that I have four boobs instead of two... You know the back boobs... Just that they don't function and they don't have nipples.... yeah...
Or.... how I can go to bugis and never be able to find a pair of jeans because my waist is the size of the equator... Or how... I need to buy wood planks to use them as shoes cause normal females have delicate and pretty feet where as I have.... well think of a polar Bear's feet which got stung by a swamp of 3 bees.... totally...
Or how I am gonna go bald by the time I am 25 because of the fact that I dye my hair every three seconds.....
Or how some morons think that 'bald' is actually spelt as 'bold'... and that 'blue' is spelt as 'I am bored and this post is leading no where'.... tsk tsk.....
Well, Yup......
Have you guys ever had that sudden de-ja-vu like you know you walk down the street and you see this guy... and then you walk in that same street a few days later and you see the same guy in the same place and you see him there again like a month later........ Totally.... But you guys know that, that's not de-ja-vu
right... It just means the guy works there...
Or, when you eat an ice cream and you think that you have tasted it before but you'd insist that you haven't..... WOW!!! SUPERNATURAL TASTE BUDS! well it actually means that you have tasted it before.... so yeah.... stop making an idiot out of yourself...
Can everyone give me an accumulative LAME please...
You guys must be really bored huh... cause I really am.... Had your Lunch?
(don reply cause I cannot see you or hear you)
So... the other day I was walking home... for those of you who don't know... I walk home... ya... than there was these two Indian India men walking in front of me and for some annoying reason they were holding hands.... But than again they all do.... I guess they are attracted to each and others smell because it reminds them about the coconut trees back home.... What ever keeps you happy...
I should not be making fun of India.... I may get sued for all the coconut oil and fish head curry in the world.... Imagine if I get fined in India....
Judge (in Indian accent) : I here by sentence you for making fun of our country's smell.... You will spend 5 years in our tongue twister land of 'Thanjaoor' and you have to pay the fine of 15 big fat milk filled cows, 3 dozen full grown chickens, a years supply of Mutton Briyani, 40 bottles of Coconut oil and, that will do... Pramaadam!
Ok... I will stop with the racism... Hello I am Indian so ya.... I wonder who discovered the saree though.... They must have been really free ah.... Dishk! I thought I said i'd stop! Make me stop people!
Do you guys know that according to astrologers, Indian men above the age of 35 have a tendency of getting boobs and becoming pregnant!!!
I am going to be completely honest! I have ran out of things to blog about... well not really la! I am just too lazy to sit down and think! So yeah... here I am. Clueless as to what I am gonna type... Am just going to go with the flow la...
Somethings have been bugging me lately... Why is it that everyone has to be so god damn bloody annoying... argggh!
K this is going no where... Lets see....
Now see, I am over weight and all right... but I am still as hot as I can get right... But sometimes it kinds of grosses me out when I realise that I have four boobs instead of two... You know the back boobs... Just that they don't function and they don't have nipples.... yeah...
Or.... how I can go to bugis and never be able to find a pair of jeans because my waist is the size of the equator... Or how... I need to buy wood planks to use them as shoes cause normal females have delicate and pretty feet where as I have.... well think of a polar Bear's feet which got stung by a swamp of 3 bees.... totally...
Or how I am gonna go bald by the time I am 25 because of the fact that I dye my hair every three seconds.....
Or how some morons think that 'bald' is actually spelt as 'bold'... and that 'blue' is spelt as 'I am bored and this post is leading no where'.... tsk tsk.....
Well, Yup......
Have you guys ever had that sudden de-ja-vu like you know you walk down the street and you see this guy... and then you walk in that same street a few days later and you see the same guy in the same place and you see him there again like a month later........ Totally.... But you guys know that, that's not de-ja-vu
right... It just means the guy works there...
Or, when you eat an ice cream and you think that you have tasted it before but you'd insist that you haven't..... WOW!!! SUPERNATURAL TASTE BUDS! well it actually means that you have tasted it before.... so yeah.... stop making an idiot out of yourself...
Can everyone give me an accumulative LAME please...
You guys must be really bored huh... cause I really am.... Had your Lunch?
(don reply cause I cannot see you or hear you)
So... the other day I was walking home... for those of you who don't know... I walk home... ya... than there was these two Indian India men walking in front of me and for some annoying reason they were holding hands.... But than again they all do.... I guess they are attracted to each and others smell because it reminds them about the coconut trees back home.... What ever keeps you happy...
I should not be making fun of India.... I may get sued for all the coconut oil and fish head curry in the world.... Imagine if I get fined in India....
Judge (in Indian accent) : I here by sentence you for making fun of our country's smell.... You will spend 5 years in our tongue twister land of 'Thanjaoor' and you have to pay the fine of 15 big fat milk filled cows, 3 dozen full grown chickens, a years supply of Mutton Briyani, 40 bottles of Coconut oil and, that will do... Pramaadam!
Ok... I will stop with the racism... Hello I am Indian so ya.... I wonder who discovered the saree though.... They must have been really free ah.... Dishk! I thought I said i'd stop! Make me stop people!
Do you guys know that according to astrologers, Indian men above the age of 35 have a tendency of getting boobs and becoming pregnant!!!
K Bye....
