Geez, its almost been a month since I blogged and its like so dishk! I mean with school and everything, I hardly have time for anything.... School has been really really hectic. Well i guess you all know what I must be talking about right! And to me the only way of getting rid of the stress is either, Bitching randomly or Retail Therapy... Both work equally as great as the other.... Since Retail Therapy is out of the question... I am gonna do some major bitching today.... Muhahahhahahahhaa!!!!
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Lets start things off with......
I am sure many of you guys would have heard about the recent performance by Britney during the 2007 VMAs....Well what you heard or read is exactly how dreadful her performance was. Ok I mean lets minus off the fat part... She gave birth to two kids so yeah.... Weight gain is part of pregnancy so I'll cut her some slack there... Well apart from that... Her outfit, hair, dancing and lip sinking all score a Honorable "F" in my books...
I mean her outfit, What Outfit?
She was dragging herself around the stage in a Bra and a T-back! Well lets not forget her fish net stockings and leather boots... Can I hear an accumulative "SLUT"! please.... Being sexy is one thing... But trying too hard is a totally, far, out reaching different thing!
Next.... Her hair.... Or more like her wig.....
Apparently, 30 mins before her performance, Britney had a major argument with her hair stylist who in the end decided was not going to do Britney's hair...
"I came down to do her hair but then decided not to!" thats what he said... SO poor old Britney did her wig up herself... In my opinion, a blind rat would have done a better job!
Now lets head into her dancing and her "LIP SINKING"!
She was clearly unprepared for the entire performance! I mean she didn't really know her steps. She was dancing like as though she had been deprived of food and water for a year! There was no expressions what so ever and she was not dancing... She was swaying and dying on stage.... And for her lip sinking.... Her mouth barely opened during the whole performance... She even FORGOT to lip sink a few lines! A complete disaster of a performance! You guys want to know the best part!!! It was the opening performance for the 2007 VMAs! Like What The Hell!!!
Well despite the fact that every Magazine in the world mostly like had an article on this issue, Britney Spears has proven that no matter what, she will always have her fans who will stand behind her... No matter how many times she drops her babies or how many times she forgets her panties... Take a look at this die hard Britney Spears Fan.
Yes people... I know... Like what the hell right...
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Now that we are done with Britney Spears, Lets move along to our next Topic/Celebrity/Victim!
Vanessa Hudgens... Tsk Tsk Tsk!
This woman has been making a big BOOM on Headlines recently... With all kind of news... Well firstly, she was all over the place for her 'High School Musical' 1 & 2 Fame! That we all know... and maybe some of us knew her through her singing career... Or some of us read about her having a relationship with fellow 'High School Musical' Star Zac Efron... Which the two have been denying of course....... According to them, they are nothing more than friends and co-workers.... Or so they claim....
AWWWWW! Friends playing together! Building sand castles how sweet! Good way to tighten the bond of friendship don you think....
Oh what do we have here?
Holding hands and running in the beach... So sweet right.. making sure each and other don't fall!
And what do you know....
I'll let you decide la....
I am not stopping here though.... Now besides this issue... Apparently a lot of her private pictures have been leaked onto the internet... Some claim that they are party shots, some claim they were shots of her in her undies and some even claimed that they were NUDE!!!
TRUE OR NOT TRUE?
Well.... there were a few party pictures....
There were more but I was simply lazy.... Well so I guess that is true....
How about those which were taken in her undergarments?
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TRUE OR NOT??
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!!!TRUE!!!
Well, She agreed that these images are real and that they were taken for an ex-boyfriend... But whats the big fuss... I mean besides the fact that she is trying to pose like an underage porn star, its just like she is wearing a bikini like the images before right... So yeah....
Now that leaves us with the nude images... I honestly think this is so not true la... I mean why would anyone take naked pictures of themselves? Doesn't make any sense...
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I still don't think its true...
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What do you think?
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Well all I can say is...
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BaH!!!!
Well, Vanessa Hudgens has already made an apology for all her 'High School Musical' Fans and has said that she is embarassed about the whole situation!!!
Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!
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What next..... You may ask... now that we are done with her... lets move along...
So you guys know that it was like fashion week in NY recently right? Well if you did not know shoot yourself.... I was googling about it when I found some very disturbing images of some models who were just way way waaaay too skinny to be true. I know not all of you may feel the same way I do but, just look at the images k....
Like my gosh..... these girls don't eat.... I mean even if they did, I think they'd have 3 meals a day which consists of 3 gulps of air for each meal! I mean look at them.... I know models are supposed to look skinny BUT HELLO!!!!
I mean these girls are like 5'11, 5'12.... which is like 178cm to like 180++cm and they weigh like 90-100 pounds.... meaning 45-50 kg!!! According to the chart these girls are like at least 30% underweight!!! I mean for crying out loud... a push and they would crumble!!!!
TSK! TSK! TSK!
I am TSKing too much today....
Well now move along to randomness....
Have you guys noticed, I always have like a segment under randomness... I don't know why... am just into randomness i guess....
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RANDOMNESS
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CELEBRITY PREGNANCIES
THE BOOS AND THE YAYS!
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The Boo!!!
Like totally DISHK! I mean like what the hell is the world coming too??? Like we don't have enough Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton wannabes.... Now we have to have a Nicole Richie Junior? Like can you image Nicole Richie being a MOTHER! I am even surprised that her pathetic puny frame could even carry 20 grams of anything!
I don't think this woman even knows that babies drink milk and not alcohol! Like someone should steal the baby and run away the second it born!!!!
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The Yay!!!
Guess who else is pregnant!
YUP! CHRISTINAAAAA!!!
Like after 2 1/2 years of marriage she is finally ready to have a baby and is obviously already carrying one... but you know what the sucky part is? She hasn't announced it or even said a word about it to the press... She and her Music producer husband have been trying to keep this in super Hushed tones... I mean... she has been dressing in super loose outfits and has been out in pumps more than in heels.... But than again, trying to hide something that big... doesn't really work....
Can't wait to see what her kid looks like... and I bet she will be a gazillion times better at parenthood compared to Britney!!! and what Nicole Richie might be...
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Next Up on Randomnessssss!
OOpssyyy!!!! SO what do you think? Another break up???