Thursday, February 28, 2008

29th February 2007

Well to start thing off... I have turned TWENTEEN!!!!!!!! For some idiotic chiii beh reason, I am feeling bloody old.... And the fact that the next decade in my life would be the start of my career, marriage and giving birth is like a huge "KA POW!!!!" punch on my face. And the fact that I just ended my 3 year relationship is not helping either. I mean like how to you know if he is the one? I am running short of time to date around and find Mr. Right! What if I never do???

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21!!!

Find some hot cute guy and have a committed relationship with him :)

22!!

Hot cute guy turns out to be a complete jack ass!!!!

23-24!!!

Single and concentrating on my career!

25!!!

Desperate and dying to have a proper relationship.

26!!!

All the good men are too young and those my age are taken :(

27!!!

Started thinking about Jeya again and came to know that he had shot gun marriages with 3 random dancer girls over the past 5 years :(

28!!!

Drowning in self misery and officially have 30 nieces and nephews....

29!!!

Found a fat, balding 43 year old who was filthy rich :D

30!!!

He died of heart failure during sex and all his assets went to his dead mom. Idiot forgot to change the will....

31!!!

Had enough of men and became lesbian...

32-35!!!

Adopted 7 dogs from SPCA

36!!!

Married Ellen DeGeneres's lesbian corpse.

37 to the day I died!!!

SINGLE!!!!!!

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So by this I mean I am just doomed la!!!!! I mean I have reached a point in my life where everything is just super scary la..... DISHK!!!! DIE!!!!!
Well, hopefully the bitching won't stop... :) Talking about bitching and bitch whores!!!


THIS IS A GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FART IN SPACE WHAT YOU GIRLS AND GUYS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT ME..... I AM NOT INTERESTED CAUSE YOU SCUMS ARE NOT EVEN A PART OF MY LIFE!!! I USED TO THINK THAT GIRLS WERE BITCHES... WELL GUESS WHAT... BIG BLACK GUYS ARE BITCHES TOOO!!!!

PS : Sorry If I offend anyone... but I honestly don't care :)

UNLESS YOU CAN SHOW ME YOUR DEGREE IN A YEAR AND SPEAK BETTER VOCABULARY THAN ME... ZIP THAT HAIRY GAP OF YOURS AND START MAKING BABIES WITH THAT PAIR OF HUGE KNOCKERS YOU HAVE BY YOUR SIDE.... AND UNLESS YOUR DANCING GIRL CAN MAKE HALF OF WHAT I WILL MAKE.... BURY HER SO DEEP INTO THE GROUND AND THROW HER A BOX OF CONDOMS WHILE YOU ARE AT IT CAUSE AT THE RATE SHE SLEEPS AROUND, SHE'LL NEED THEM EVEN IN DEATH :)

AMEN BITCHES!!!!!!

I feel so much better now :) and for those of you who are wondering what the hell went wrong.... Honestly nothing did. I just wanted to over react... So I am expecting alot of drama after this cause that's what mama's do!!!! MUHAHAHHAH! I am evil!!! I am like a match stick only a very irrelevant one... I spark fires with people who not necessarily piss me off... but at hypocrites! The worst kind! YAY! If I had a gun with 5 billion bullets they world will be free of hypocrites... So if you guys need me to assassinate any idiotically stupid hypocrites, sign them up at this website...

www.mynameisVithiandIamqueenoftheworld.com
(This site doesn't exist stupid!)

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CELEBRITY GOSSIP

Yay! I know its been a while... But I have awesome gossips for you people!!!! Well lets get right into in shall we :)

ANGELINA IS PREGNANT AND BRAD WEARS A WIG!!!

(click on the picture for the scoop!)

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ANGELINA FAINTS WHILE J.LO'S LIFE IS THREATENED
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(Click on the image for the full story!)

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NICOLE RICHIE'S POST BABY BODY SECRETS!!!

(Click on the image for the full story!)

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NICOLE AND JOEL ARE THE BEST PARENTS EVER!!!

(Click on the image for the real story!)

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NICOLE'S BABY GIRL!

(Click on the image to read more!)

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BRITNEY'S NEIGHBOUR IS A JACK ASS!!!

(Click on the image for the scoop!)

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ANOTHER VIDEO OF BRITNEY BEING HUNTED MY THE PAPARAZZI!

(Click the image for full story and video!)

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MOVING ALONG!!!

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KL ROADTRIP PART 2!!!!!

So here's part 2 of the many episodes... :)






Till my next post,

.::XOXO::.

Posted by tornredqueen at 10:52 AM