Hey children!!! Haha... I know its been 2 months... and hey priorities right! And besides I don't treat this as an online journal. Its for you guys! So I am sorry I took break but hey I guess I am back for good... But only time will tell whether or not I'll keep up with it. If I can get good material, I will I promise ok? So shall we get right into it???
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REMINISCING...
This part of the post may seem a little less bitchy and more sympathetic, so if you guys are looking for the bitchy part, scroll down till you see, "LET THE BITCHINGS BEGIN!" For those of you who wanna kill time, stay with me here... Well, being 20 teaches you things you never knew existed. For an example, you start feeling that you don't have time left and you start getting paranoid about every single thing. From how you look to your friends and family. You start reminiscing on all those times when you where young and ignorant and missed out on all those little times you could have spent with your mom, buying groceries or with that pet, which is dead now. Or that sister whom you don't talk to anymore. Or that grandparent you used to hate but missed so badly when they left. I mean why is it that people make the same mistakes again and again without realising that, we are indeed making a mistake. I have always told myself since, as long as I can remember to always speak my mind. I know sometimes I say things people don't want to hear. And I don't have an excuse for hurting them. I guess in the end of the day I tell myself that, its always going to be me, myself and I. And because of this I realised that I have lost so many precious moments. So many small things that would have made the big picture more beautiful. I sit back and watch the lives of my loved ones and I wonder when and how they'd see how much they are missing out on. I single hug can speak to wounded heart. How many of you guys have had your heart shattered but you scream in silence just cause you aren't close enough to your mother, sister or brother to tell them that you need them. Or how many of your guys have never been able to look your father in the eye and tell him that he is the best dad you could ever ask for. These are just small little things. The reason why I even have this section is to remind you guys that life is so fragile. Death is as much a part of life as breathing is. It is there, but we just can't see it. All I am saying is, before it appears to your doorstep claiming a loved one, say what you need to say. And do what you need to do. Live life the way a respectable person would. Learn things that will captivate you. Love unconditionally. A very simple message people. Live, Learn and Love.
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Moving along!
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LET THE BITCHINGS BEGIN!!!!
Awesome! So now that we are all set for my rants and raves, I would like to make one very important thing very clear!!!!
DISCLAIMER! What ever I say and what ever material I use, may hurt a few people. But the fact of the matter is I don't care! If you see the need to cry please do so. Please do not run around bitching about poor old me... Cause, I was just born with this defect... I am just bitchy... Sorry!
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SINGAPOREANS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM YOUTUBE!!!!
Ok not all Singaporeans, but just those few who basically waste your precious few minutes! You what pisses me off most about Singaporean videos on Youtube is the bloody English! Its just sooooooo freaking embarrassing when you hear them try to slang and yet use sing-lish! I mean Youtube has over a million visits by people all over the globe in one day!!! And to think that all those hot cute ang-mohs who sit by their computers and watch Singaporean videos will eventually get phobia of Singapore and will never visit!!!! And because of those bored morons, all these hot ang mohs will never set foot here which directly results to me never getting an ang moh fling! So these idiots who are not only embarrassing themselves but Singapore as well are actually DIRECTLY ruining my chances with HOT ANG MOH MEN!
SO WHAT DO I DO TO THESE MORONS??!!!
Nothing. Well there is nothing I can do but sit and rant. And maybe share the videos with you guys la... which is exactly what I am going to do!!! If you guys don't get annoyed with these mofos by the end of watching this video I suggest you guys add 'EMOTIONS' on your Christmas list! Maybe Santa will buy you a thundering tight slap!
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STEVEN LIM'S ADVERTISING AGENCY!!!
Do you need a friend? Did your best friend just find another friend? Did your husband run away with your dog? Do you need a new one? Did your girlfriend sleep with your neighbours cucumber? Do you want a fling badly? Or do you need models for your ad campaigns? Or just to throw shit at cause you are bored??? Fret not!!! Cause now Singapore has its very own STEVEN LIM'S ADVERTISING AGENCY!!!
For all your social(retarded) needs!
(PLEASE NOTE THE FACT ACCENT AND THE PATHETIC ENGLISH!!! NOT FORGETTING IS FUGLY FACE!!!)
(I AM SORRY I HAVE TO PUT YOU GUYS THROUGH THIS!!!!)
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Well I am glad to see that you guys are still alive and with me! Well that was the male version of Singapore's next top asswipe... Now we are going to take a look at Singapore's next top bimbo... for some reason the follow video made me punch my screen. Its so sad that such a pretty girl acts soooo freaking stupid!!!!
(HIGH VOLTAGE OF BIMBO-NESS!!!)
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Yup, so now you guys feel my frustration??? Please say yes!!!!!! They chased away all my Ang mohs!!!
Disgrace I tell you! Anyway guys, I am officially having my holidays now, and I promise I will be blogging at least every once a week... k?
